Load the Conspiracy Cannon

..as they say on The Stephanie Miller Show. Two totally unrelated news items from today:

Conficker virus updates itself today

Fiber-optic cable cut chops Silicon Valley in half

Construction accident? Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

"First we ramp up the virus activity so all of the computer security specialists are busy. Then we cut the fiber cable in the middle of the Valley to confound coordination. Then, ..."

"Yeah, then what?"

"Profit!"

What was that middle bit?